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PCBoard Programming Language Executable  |  1995-01-21  |  5KB  |  176 lines
  1. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  2. ;                                                   .ss.
  3. ;                                                   `²²'
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  6. ;           $$$'   .$$$' $$$²Sçsµ²' .$$$'   .$$$'.$$$' .$$$'  `$$b.
  7. ;           $$$b,,d$$$' ,$$$b,....,s$$$$b,,d$$$'.$$$;.,$$$'    ;$$$
  8. ;           `²S$$S²²S$$S²°²S$$$$S²°°²S$$$$$$',$$S²°²S$S'.sS$$$P²'
  9. ;                                    .sS²°$$$²²°"'       d²°'
  10. ;                                  .$$²  .$$'
  11. ;                                  $$$.,d$$'
  12. ;                                  `²S$$S²'
  13. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  14. ; P.P.L.X. 2.OO                          (C)1996 - Lone Runner / AEGiS CoRP'96 
  15. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  16. ; PPE 2.OO (plain) - Analysis ON - Postprocessing ON
  17. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  18.  
  19.     Integer  INTEGER001
  20.     String   STRING001
  21.     String   STRING002
  22.     String   STRING003
  23.     String   STRING004
  24.     String   STRING005
  25.     String   STRING006
  26.  
  27. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  28.  
  29.     STRING004 = ReadLine(PCBDat(), 2)
  30.     FCreate 1, STRING004, 2, 0
  31.     Newline
  32.     DispFile PPEPath() + "CALL.PCB", 0
  33.     PrintLn " @X05+@X07---------------------------------------------------------------------------@X05+"
  34.     PrintLn " @X07| @X13 AMi-X PAGER v.1.0ß                                   @X17ßµ @X18[@X17HellRazoR@X18]@X15 '95 @X07 @X07|"
  35.     PrintLn " @X05+@X07---------------------------------------------------------------------------@X05+"
  36.     PrintLn " @X05+@X07---------------------------------------------------------------------------@X05+"
  37.     PrintLn " @X07|@X07  It's fuckin' @X02@SYSTIME:5@@X07, @USER:15@@X04... WHAT DA FUCK DA YA WANT ?!?!?!?!  @X07|"
  38.     PrintLn " @X07| @X07 You got 50 spaces to fill in /w yer chetter.......                       @X03@X07|"
  39.     PrintLn " @X05+@X07---------------------------------------------------------------------------@X05+@X07"
  40.     PrintLn " @X07|                                                                @X05           @X07|"
  41.     PrintLn "                                                                  @X05+@X07----------@X05+@X07"
  42.     AnsiPos 2, 19
  43.     InputStr "@X05+@X07----------@X05+", STRING003, 6, 50, Mask_Ascii(), 0
  44.     If (STRING003 == "") Then
  45.         Newlines 2
  46.         PrintLn " @X04 Make up yer mind, lamer!"
  47.         Newline
  48.     Else
  49.         If (STRING003 == "YOU") Then
  50.             STRING006 = ReadLine(PCBDat(), 52)
  51.             If (STRING006 == "PORT1F") Then
  52.                 STRING006 = "COM1:"
  53.             Endif
  54.             If (STRING006 == "PORT2F") Then
  55.                 STRING006 = "COM2:"
  56.             Endif
  57.             If (STRING006 == "PORT3F") Then
  58.                 STRING006 = "COM3:"
  59.             Endif
  60.             If (STRING006 == "PORT4F") Then
  61.                 STRING006 = "COM4:"
  62.             Endif
  63.             STRING001 = "@X04                   --------------@X0E!!!@X0C HELLO @X0E!!!@X04----------------                "
  64.             STRING002 = "                   @BEEP@ !    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!    @BEEP@!@X07                 "
  65.             Newlines 1
  66.             PrintLn STRING001 + STRING002
  67.             Goto LABEL002
  68.         Endif
  69.         Newlines 1
  70.         Print " @X07Callin SysOp... @X05[@X07Ctr-C@X05]@X07 "
  71.         For INTEGER001 = 1 To 8
  72.             Print " @X05+@BEEP@"
  73.             Delay 6
  74.             Print " @X07+@BEEP@"
  75.             STRING005 = Inkey()
  76.             If (Asc(STRING005) == 3) Then
  77.                 Newlines 1
  78.                 PrintLn "  @X05 M" + "ake up yer m" + "ind y" + "ou Mo" + "ron!"
  79.                 Newline
  80.                 Goto LABEL001
  81.             Endif
  82.             If (KInkey() == " ") Then
  83.                 Chat
  84.                 Goto LABEL001
  85.             Endif
  86.             Delay 3
  87.         Next
  88.         Print "@X08   " + "ß" + "µ" + " " + "@X07[" + "@X08H" + "e" + "ll" + "R" + "a" + "z" + "o" + "R" + "@X07]@X05" + " " + "'" + "9" + "5" + "@X07"
  89.         Newlines 1
  90.         For INTEGER001 = 1 To 3
  91.             SPrint Chr(7)
  92.             Delay 4
  93.         Next
  94.         Newline
  95.         PrintLn " @X05" + "S" + "y" + "s" + "O" + "p @X07w" + "a" + "s c" + "a" + "l" + "l" + "e" + "d." + ".."
  96.         PrintLn " @X07D" + "o S" + "o" + "me" + "thin' 't" + "ill h" + "e h" + "a" + "s t" + "i" + "m" + "e to " + "ki" + "ll" + "."
  97.     Endif
  98.     :LABEL001
  99.     Sound 500
  100.     Delay 1
  101.     Sound 300
  102.     Delay 3
  103.     End
  104.     :LABEL002
  105.     Newline
  106.     PrintLn " @X05Sy" + "sOp @X07w" + "a" + "s" + " " + "s" + "c" + "r" + "e" + "a" + "m" + "e" + "d" + " " + "at" + ".." + "."
  107.     PrintLn " " + "T" + "h" + "a" + "n" + "k y" + "o" + "u " + "f" + "e" + "r" + " " + "u" + "z" + "i" + "n" + " s" + "p" + "e" + "c" + "i" + "a" + "l" + " " + "c" + "o" + "d" + "e" + "." + "." + "."
  108.     Goto LABEL001
  109.  
  110. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  111. ;
  112. ; Usage report (before postprocessing)
  113. ;
  114. ; ■ Statements used :
  115. ;
  116. ;    1       End
  117. ;    17      Goto 
  118. ;    13      Let 
  119. ;    4       Print 
  120. ;    16      PrintLn 
  121. ;    10      If 
  122. ;    1       DispFile 
  123. ;    1       FCreate 
  124. ;    1       InputStr 
  125. ;    5       Delay 
  126. ;    5       Newline
  127. ;    5       Newlines 
  128. ;    1       AnsiPos 
  129. ;    2       Sound 
  130. ;    1       Chat
  131. ;    1       SPrint 
  132. ;
  133. ;
  134. ; ■ Functions used :
  135. ;
  136. ;    99      +
  137. ;    8       ==
  138. ;    2       <
  139. ;    2       <=
  140. ;    4       >=
  141. ;    10      !
  142. ;    4       &&
  143. ;    2       ||
  144. ;    1       Chr()
  145. ;    1       Asc()
  146. ;    1       Inkey()
  147. ;    1       Mask_Ascii()
  148. ;    2       PCBDat()
  149. ;    1       PPEPath()
  150. ;    2       ReadLine()
  151. ;    1       KInkey()
  152. ;
  153. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  154. ;
  155. ; Analysis flags : d
  156. ;
  157. ; d - Access PCBOARD.DAT ■ 2
  158. ;     Program gets the full pathname to PCBOARD.DAT, this may be usefull
  159. ;     for many PPE so they can find various informations on the system
  160. ;     (system paths, max number of lines in messages, ...) but it may also
  161. ;     be a way to gather vital informations.
  162. ;     ■ Search for : PCBDAT()
  163. ;
  164. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  165. ;
  166. ; Postprocessing report
  167. ;
  168. ;    2       For/Next
  169. ;    0       While/EndWhile
  170. ;    8       If/Then or If/Then/Else
  171. ;    0       Select Case
  172. ;
  173. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  174. ;                 AEGiS Corp - Break the routines, code against the machines!
  175. ;------------------------------------------------------------------------------
  176.